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Edgar, The Liar

One of these days, I'm going to snap! Edgar thought to himself. He really had no reason to think this. It was not true. If anything, one of these days, Edgar was going to finally tire of life in the city and move back to his hometown to run his uncles farm. But, until that day comes, he will continue waking up 30 minutes early so he can catch the bus that rarely has any weirdos on it.
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