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Steve

In 1998, when Steve was 15, he paid $30 for what was left of a pack of cigarettes from a tall man in a business suit. The man claimed they were so good that they'd been banned in eastern Canada and usually go for $80 a pack. Steve only had $30, but the seller was feeling generous. The next day Steve sold each of the nine cigarettes to his friends for $7 a piece. It's true that Steve wasn't the smartest kid in his high school, but he was far from the dumbest. At least he didn't smoke.

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